So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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