i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
