I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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