he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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