When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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