She went from zero to smokin in five shots
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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