Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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