I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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