..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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