he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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