i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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