i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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