You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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