And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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