We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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