I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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