in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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