what day is it and did you see me today?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
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