i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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