i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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