my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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