Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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