I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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