What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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