party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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