he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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