Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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