just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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