Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
you guys were way drunker than both of me
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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