question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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