what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Randomize
