is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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