ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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