i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
My feet surprised me
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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