I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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