are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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