I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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