I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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