i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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