What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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