I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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