i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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