Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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