Sponge bath it is.
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
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