At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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