Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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