Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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