He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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