butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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