I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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