It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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